About

10375881_640938852712033_852338646_nHello, you!

My name is Jodie, otherwise known as Jodifa (or Joff). I am 26 years old, from Essex (no, I don’t sound like a TOWIE extra), and I have a wild imagination and two cats.

My blog isn’t going to contain guides on how to dress yourself, or reviewing the latest must-have cosmetics, because a) I hope you can dress yourself, and b) I choose an extra 20 minutes in bed every morning over making myself look human.

What it will contain, is details of my dastardly plans to stay young, hip and fun (and failing miserably).

If you enjoy sarcasm and have five minutes spare every week to laugh at my expense, please subscribe to my blog.

Thanking you muchly.

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